Friday, May 29, 2009

Juan Pierre Sold His Soul To Satan


In exchange for hitting over .400 in Manny's absence he will have to spend the rest of eternity in Hell. Seems like an o.k. deal to me. In fact, if Fontenot or Freel wants to make that same deal while Aramis is out, I'm all for it.

So now, not only is Juan Pierre relevant again, he is arguably the best player on the best team in baseball. Maybe MLB should test the grass in left field at Dodger Stadium for performance enhancing drugs? It will be interesting to see what the Dodgers do with him when Manny returns from suspension. Maybe Joe Torre can help get Pierre out of his arrangement, I'm fairly certain Torre is an expert at negotiating with the devil.

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