Ryan Braun Blows

You get it, you see what I did there with the picture? Does anyone know if they mail you the Pulitzer, or do you have to pick it up somewhere?

Anyway, continuing the tradition of bitchy players and annoying managers, Ken Macha complained about Ryan Dempster hitting Ryan Braun with a curve ball (yeah, I know, what a pussy) while Braun was squaring around to bunt. Now, MLB is going to review the incident according to the website of Lucifer:

"Brewers manager Ken Macha had said after the game that the pitch deserved to be reviewed by Major League Baseball. Sources with the Cubs told the Tribune that they didn't expect MLB to take action based on Dempster's solid reputation and the fact that the right-hander slipped while delivering the pitch."

Assuming Bob Watson doesn't die from falling off his chair laughing while reviewing this complaint, he may want to look into the fastball that Theriot caught in the ribs soon after. If any fines are levied, it should probably be against Macha for even having Braun square around to bunt in the first place. The whole thing is a lot to do about nothing. Just more yammer and clamor from the Hebrew Hammer.

Holy shit, I'm on fire! How many Pulitzer's can you win at once?