Methinks Thou Won't Protest Too Much

Tom Gorzelanny, who was acquired by the Cubs yesterday along with John Grabow, grew up in Evergreen Park and attended Marist High School. He also grew up an unabashed Sox fan and has previously stated his disdain for the northsiders.

While I'm sure Gorzelanny was "the happiest guy on the planet" when he learned he was finally out of Pittsburgh, I imagine it would be weird to don the uniform of a team you once despised. I for one, could never play for the White Sox, which of course is why I chose not to play professional baseball and opted to blog about it instead. One must stay true to oneself.

Of course, if Gorzelanny finds that it's too conflicting to pitch for the Cubs, he can resume his acting career and reprise his role as Sloth from the Goonies.