What is Mike Gonzalez doing?

So I'm watching the Cubs game tonight, and Mike Gonzalez is in to shut the Cubs down in the 8th. For anyone who has seen Gonzalez throw, the guy rocks around the mound like an idiot before each pitch. While watching this circus tonight, I asked the esteemed Lady Puma to tell me what she thought. Did she say:

a) He looks like a drunk in a bar fight?

b) He looks like a guy standing on the end of a boat at sea?

c) Is it Dan O'Clock already?

d) He looks like someone with a yeast infection who's too embarrassed to scratch in public?

Feel free to provide your own guesses/analogies/speculation about why yeast infections are the first thing to come to Mrs. Puma's mind, I'm headed out to visit Dr. Walker...