Of all the crappy things to do, the Cubs announced that Sam Fuld will be starting the year in Triple-A. According to the BLT Supercomputer, sending down the Son of God right before Easter should cost the Cubs anywhere between 27 and 34 wins this year. We look forward to a new birth into a living hope through the resurrection call-up of Sam Fuld from the dead Iowa.
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And of course, my comment writes itself...
I couldn't figure out how to Whitlock bait you on this one. It felt a little incomplete...
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