Dave van Dyck is Wise

Dave van Dyck of the Chicago Tribune is an incredibly gifted columnist. Here he is imparting his wisdom about Alfonso Soriano.

That's what he said after Saturday's 4-3 Cubs loss to the Astros, another game in which Soriano heard both boos and cheers from the 40,471 fans at Wrigley Field. Though went 2-for-4 with a key eighth-inning RBI, he also made his third error, giving him three on the season.

Wait just a second. When he made his third error, you're trying to tell me that gave him three errors for the season? Next thing you'll tell me is that in his 2-for-4 game, he had 2 hits in 4 at-bats.

Touch 'em all, Dave...