Cubs Choose Bob Howry Over Me

Fuck. Me.

According to CSNChicago.com, the Cubs have signed Bob Howry who will join the team in Texas this weekend. Thanks for the warning.

Twitter is abuzz right now with Howry panic, my favorite comes from AriBall who says, "If Bob Howry is the answer, you're asking the wrong fucking question." Fuck you Jim Hendry. Fuck. You.